I found this from OverheardinNewYork.com, a great social quote website:

NYU girl to friend: So then he like bitched me out, hardcore, in a text. And he didn’t talk to me for like a day so I was just like, “Ugh, whatever.” But then he ended our relationship on facebook! And I was just like, “Oh my god!” I need someone who’s mature, y’know?
Friend: Oh… Yeah. Totally

Though I personally believe that Overrhearders mislabel anyone down by Union Square as NYU students, this is pretty much self-explanatory.  Good day.